ok who wants to roleplay that it’s 1995
I AM SERIOUS WHO WANTS TO ROLEPLAY THAT IT’S 1995
I am seven years old. I like folding pieces of paper into “books” in which I write designs for video games
i’m five. i like reading, playing with lego and eating paper.
im six and im gonna mummify this dead bird i found
I’m ten. Whatever time I don’t spend sleeping, I’m probably reading. My mom is trying to coax me out of a book at the dinner table again. It’s not even that good, but I’m going to read the whole thing anyway.
i am also ten years old. i am curled up inside a bureau at the end of the second floor hallway reading with a maglite after telling my friend Lindsay that i am not interested in playing outside because reading. i am wearing a SWEET blue plaid flannel top with inexplicable ruffles tho.
i am eight, i am missing half of one of my front teeth due to a Wriggling accident, and i am wearing brightly coloured leggings. i am just beginning to comprehend that not everybody wants me to correct them about i) dinosaurs ii) punctuation but it will still be some years before i let that stop me
thbbbpt. thpt. hi! im two!
I am four. I am wearing red velvet overalls and destroying my eyesight by playing Super Mario Bros. several hours a day. My favorite food is the rolls of construction paper that you lick in order to get them to adhere to things. I may or may not have a mullet.
I’m somewhere between 13 months and 2 years old (THE DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENTALLY OK). I’m wording! My favorite word is “NO” and I really hate wearing a diaper in public. Or like. Any clothes ever.
People see a lot of my butt.
I’m five! I just started kindergarten and I’m really excited about it. I have made two new friends, Mary and Lucciana (Lucky for short), and everyone else in my class seems really nice, too. I’m in the afternoon session, which means I don’t have to get up early like I will next year. My teacher, Mrs. Thompson, is also really nice. My kindergarten classroom has a whole bunch of neat toys, including this huge, awesome sand table that you can play at when it’s your turn. This year, I will learn about the solar system, a boy will kiss me on the cheek, and I will spend weeks trying to “get him back.” I will make him a paper sword and shield, and then another one, this time with tape all over it because I don’t have access to lamination. At the end of the year, he will give me his phone number. I will call him exactly once after kindergarten, and it will be so unbearably awkward that I will never try again. All the same, this will be the start of the best four years of my life as of September 2014, and I will always look back on this time with fond nostalgia.
I’m five. I play a lot of sega genesis and watch Happy Days. I also try to trade my newborn sister to the neighbors at their garage sale. I still got the mermaid toy I wanted but I was not allowed to give her away. I’m glad now that I didn’t.
I’m fifteen. It’s my sophomore year of high school. Marching band and a really horrible case of teenaged identity crisis have my non-academic time pretty well occupied. I’m still trying to cram myself into the mold laid out by my church youth group and feeling inadequate next to my brothers.I am 32. I finished my master’s degree and JUST found out I am pregnant with my first child after 6 months of trying.
I’m two, and I’m talking all of the times, and apparently, I got my Dad to explain the basics of infectious diseases to me. Because that’s what reasonable people do at that age.
I’m five, and have just got my head shaved for the first and only time. I look like an inflated (:) mark since I’m also extremely overweight. I think I’m the coolest person ever.
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
Actual lube. WINNING. (Possibly TMI?? OOPS)
Dog dish full of water. That’s not good.
spicy noodle soup, pepsi and ketchup. OH GOD NO.
red wine. ouch.
- who wakes the other one up with kisses
- who cooks for who
- who is the morning person/night person
- who is the romantic one
- who is the top when it comes to sex
- who would lead in ballroom dancing
- who is the more cuddly one
- who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch
- who is the one who would pay for dates
- who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes
For some reason my paper writing has me really stressed out today (even though I’m making progress?) so I’m reposting this meme. Come distract meeeee.
AW, cute: my AO3.